Friday, October 06, 2006

Different Grades of Human being.. ($$$)

Grade A1***** (Son of the GODS)
Never even got chance to borrow $ from others. Born to be fucking rich. Whether from their father, mother, grandfather whatever. Just rich family background. They have only one problem in mind.... that is HOW? How to spent their $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$???
Think this category of people no longer exists in this world or I have not met them yet. If not, Sure shoulders poke knives, drink shared blood water & be BROTHERS one. They just know when, where and which Hole to squeeze out from.

Grade A1 (Gambler God or Lucky Star)
This kind of people is just like Du Sheng (Gambler God). No matter what and how they gamble, they sure win one la. Chances are very high, but they know their limit, know when to stop. That’s why they can survey. The other group of people, the Lucky Star, is even better. Happy happy strike 4D. Shu Ka Shu Ka tio TOTO. Sometime even better. Got Big Sweep 1st prize. One winner only. $3 investment, got 2 Million Dollars. Just cannot compare la. Most of the people started from their third generation or even more. Have never strike a consolation prize before.

Grade A. (Must be rich)
Help others without repayment. Don’t expect you to return and still willing to help you. (Also depends on condition, relation, situation & amount you loan la) They can only be those who have real blood relationship or those Ar Gao Liao one la. I did meet such people before, that’s why I said so. I believe for some people, even real father, mother, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunties, husband, wife, mistresses, sons & daughters also don’t help you. But I did mentioned, it’s all depending on conditions, relations, situations & amount you loan. Example - If you loan $ for gambling, that’s it. No one will help you, eat yourself. Can expect how it ends. Cut lan jiao?? Ya. (For those husbands with real Big & Hard like horse one la, they can just tell their wife - You don’t give me $$$ to gamble, I cut my lan jiao. No Sex for you!) And for the rest, can only cut fingers, cut hands, cut legs, etc. Like drama right, that’s life.

Grade B. (Man of words)
Will borrow $ when faced with financial problems, and they keep their promises. Return as what they have promised once they can. Sometime even give you tits. Swee! Steady! Bo Lau Kui!

Grade C. (Standard Human)
Will always borrow and return (Some of them will not always return). Why? ?? If you say no need to return, it’s just a small amount. Some will return once they can. Some will delay if they are still tight, but will sure return. They will sure treat you back once they have solved their financial problems. Some will give you a treat if you insist on not accepting their repayment. Some will take your words, wait, wait & wait till they forget. All the above mentioned can be in the same category. That’s the usual human behaviours. Why? I think I am one of this. Hehehe.

Grade D & below. (Non-human being, some worst than a beast!)
Always borrow but will never return. Anyone he knows, familiar, not familiar, got blood relation, no blood relation, friend, friend’s friends, friend's friends' friends, colleagues, boss, neighbours, security officer, toilet cleaner & even Ah Neh who throw rubbish, he can also approach. These kind of creatures will never say die. They are like LEECHES! And there are a lot of such people around us. Ask them to return, they will say no $, yet they can afford to go drink, eat, drive big car & buy branded stuff. We lend them $ still need to beg them to return, see their face??? WTF!!

KNNBCCB! Suay! I know a few of them. Gamble win, get cash. Gamble lost, owe first. Learn from mistake but always prejudged. Last time can afford but not now. Believe last time I was from Grade A, after being pampered by my family and brothers, I became Lazy and over spent. Not matured enough to think for my future because always got this stupid thinking that you wouldn’t die if you are poor. OK lor, now need to suffer. From A drop to C minus. Really struggle, only loan from family members & sometime real close brothers. Sometimes don’t even dare to loan from them because some haven’t pay back & some say no need to return. Promise will return them if I am rich again. Think need to invest TOTO & Big Sweep liao. Just hope Heng Heng let me strike one Big One. Straight promote to Grade A1. Wait long long also must wait…

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