Bangkok! I am coming.

Cannot really remember when was the last time I went overseas. Jon (Ar Gau Liao Brother) jio for 3 years liao. Finally, I decided to go. See whether can improve my luck (Health & Career). Heng Heng! Healthy! Happy! Horny.. Opps… Huat! Huat! Huat Ah!
In the past, Jon, Allen, Zhiming & I often go travelling, (Malaysia & Bali only la) especially on holidays. We do enjoy ourselves even to JB for shopping & meals, it’s memorable.
Today, I am going to Bangkok with Double J - Jon & Jonathan. My main sponsors for the Air-ticket & Hotel. Thanks, Brothers! Ya! And don’t forget my Indian friend, Nathan. For offering your travel charger, calculator, TB etc. Thank Lei! Will be back on Sunday evening. See Ya!~ Cheerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Need to hunt for new job liao....

News from my account manager today when I come back from my unpaid leave. My one and only sales colleague left our company two days ago. Xiao liao! Will I be next??
Did look for sales and make over hundred telephone calls. Always cannot match the printing price and dead line, what to do?
The company I'm working for specializes in Label printing since they started their business. They are going for offset printing. However, this company owns only one set of single colour machine. The maximum size is only A3 and the print out quality, plus the time it takes, are not as good / fast as those 4-colour big machine. Some of the bigger job we took on still need to source for vendors and add 20% profit to it. There's nothing inhouse except the poor little single colour machine. How to fight for price and speed????
Time flew. I have been in printing industry for most of the 9 years since I graduated from Nafa in 1997. From Top Sales to now ZERO SALES>
Hya! I think is time for me to change line liao.

Fish, Fish More Fish.

Expensive Grouper caught by ah-bin at Marina South jetty.
A new fishing spot told by my fishing kakis. Should called them ex-fishing kakis. Tony & Jay. (This jetty was blocked and under construction in the past).

In the past, Tony, his wife Irene, his brother, Jon (Celebrity Lee Nanxing), Jay, William, his GF Candy, Adrian, Old Alan, Leslie, his wife xxx, Fat Singer James, his Ex-GF Xiao Wei (Ex-50’s Singer, got sweet & powerful voice. Don’t play play), etc. We often go fishing & net-fishing along Singapore's seaside. From Changi End to Punggol End to Sembawang End to Lim Chu Kang End to Penjuru to West Coast to Labrador Park to Sentosa to Marina Bay to Beach Road to Kallang River to Tanjong Rhu to East Coast to Bedok Jetty and back to Changi End.
Now, most of them broke off. Some patched back and some never. Some busy and some too free (Why? Jobless lor). Some lost interest and some disappeared. Don’t understand what am I talking about?? It's Ok coz I just don’t want to mention their names? Whatever it is, over is over. As for me, I still enjoy fishing. Fish alone when mood comes, or fishing with my ex-colleagues on weekend. The most important thing is must got fish la.

Ya Hor! One of my Indian friends, Nathan. He also likes fishing if I’m not wrong. Not sure lei? Must jio him to go fishing more often till he is addicted to fishing too. Hehehe.

May my wishes come true.

Thank You, Nathan, for your DEEEE..liiiii...cious Dinner. Opps! Sori. Wet liao.










Delicious dinner at No Signboard Seafood (Esplanade). Thanks, Nathan. Cost her nearly $xxx… how much??? Aiyah! Only $50 dollars more as compared to her treatment & haircut mai! Cheap Cheap for rich Indian like Nathan. Thanks Lei.
It is my Birthday. Yeah! Yeah! What I wish to have for my birthday???? Very common one, standard, 3 wishes lor.
1st, I wish my Father, Mother, sister, brothers, friends, relatives, got blood relation, no blood relation and everyone I know HH (Happy & Healthy).
2nd, I wish I HH too. My HH means Heng Heng (Lucky). Have the chances to meet Chai Sheng ($$$Money God$$$). Brother with him/her. Can teach & help me to earn Big $$. Heng Heng strike 4D & tio TOTO once in a while, Big One if possible. Can quickly solve my financial problems.
3rd, I wish my 1st & 2nd wishes come true...

Different Neh, Different Luck!

More Neh, More Luck?? Ni Neh Lar! Pui! Not every Ah Neh brings me good luck.
After having marvelicious dinner with my Indian friend, Nathan, we decided to go spinning (fishing with those fake fish) at Clifford pier while waiting for Zhiming to return his bike. Managed to get a parking lot along the single yellow line. Free parking from 7pm to 7am.
I fished at clifford pier with Singer Fat James and his friends before. Got one grouper weighing around 1kg, my favorite size and fish. Yummy! Yummy! But this time, there were too many rubbish & rocks at the jetty and hence, my fish baits kept on sangko. After trying a few spins, i lost 3 of my fish baits. It cost me few dollar per piece. Suay! So I changed my plan. Fish for sotong instead.
I was shocked when I returned to my car to get the sotong bait. The back screen of my car was broken, glass scattered all over.

One really black Indian man was at the back of my car, trying to escape with his bicycle. I shouted at him to stop. WTF Are You Doing? Thought this fucker Neh so brave izit? Dare to break into my car and steal? My car was parked along the main road, not a dark carpark or backstreet, plus there's so many cars passing by. Must be Kong Kum! Suay! Who Suay? He said he was trying to avoid a taxi that was driving too near to him. Then he lost his balance and crashed into my back screen. His hand got cut and was bleeding.
How? Who’s fault? Taxi driver or Ah Neh? Taxi driver gone, who’s going to pay?
I called my car dealer friend & mechanic to check out how much I should claim from this Ah Neh. Both of them estimated about $400-$500. Previously, I broke someone else's back screen before and it cost me $500. WTF! It was not really my fault and I had to pay for it. Forget it.
Back to the Ah Neh. He called his other Indian friend down and they requested for discount. He is just a construction worker and the fucking big company doesn’t allow them to draw advanced pay. He can only pay me on the 7th of next month. He kept on request for discount.
Neh! You Xiao Xi Bo? How to give you discount when I don’t even know the exact amount? KNN! Who is going to pay for my transport these few days without my car? Ting Tong! Will you pay me extra if my car mechanic under-quote? Teo Bo! Cannot be soft hearted liao. He's poor but I'm not rich either. So I've came to the final decision. How much the mechanic charge me, I will bill him. If it cost more than $500, I will pay for the balance. That’s it. We left after taking down his contact no, work permit number and photo. Actually cannot see his face cos he's as dark as a charcoal.
Must park my car at the work shop along MacPherson road. Just nice, near my office. But no news from Zhiming yet. It's already half an hour to midnight. Should I wait for him to return the bike so I can ride back home? Or should I take a taxi back home first, then go to work tomorrow?? Sometime I just cannot make decisions. Arrrrr… Don’t think too much, just go along with what came to my mind 1st. Very tired. So I've decided to go home straight with Nathan who have accompanied me the whole night. Zhiming finally replied an hour later. Said he will return the bike tomorrow morning… So am I lucky? Or Unlucky??

Joke?

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp only to discover a cucumber in his hand. Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!" "Honey! Let me explain!" "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!" "Wait a minute! Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"

For others, it's just a joke but this really happen to someone i know..

Sad..........

Sad for those who died without spending their saving…
Even sadder for those who finished their saving before they die.

Make use of it when u have d quality...

Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? I get these from one of my brothers, just like to share with you..
The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars. "What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."
The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer -- $2.00
Knowing where to tap -- $9998.00

Different Grades of Human being.. ($$$)

Grade A1***** (Son of the GODS)
Never even got chance to borrow $ from others. Born to be fucking rich. Whether from their father, mother, grandfather whatever. Just rich family background. They have only one problem in mind.... that is HOW? How to spent their $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$???
Think this category of people no longer exists in this world or I have not met them yet. If not, Sure shoulders poke knives, drink shared blood water & be BROTHERS one. They just know when, where and which Hole to squeeze out from.

Grade A1 (Gambler God or Lucky Star)
This kind of people is just like Du Sheng (Gambler God). No matter what and how they gamble, they sure win one la. Chances are very high, but they know their limit, know when to stop. That’s why they can survey. The other group of people, the Lucky Star, is even better. Happy happy strike 4D. Shu Ka Shu Ka tio TOTO. Sometime even better. Got Big Sweep 1st prize. One winner only. $3 investment, got 2 Million Dollars. Just cannot compare la. Most of the people started from their third generation or even more. Have never strike a consolation prize before.

Grade A. (Must be rich)
Help others without repayment. Don’t expect you to return and still willing to help you. (Also depends on condition, relation, situation & amount you loan la) They can only be those who have real blood relationship or those Ar Gao Liao one la. I did meet such people before, that’s why I said so. I believe for some people, even real father, mother, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunties, husband, wife, mistresses, sons & daughters also don’t help you. But I did mentioned, it’s all depending on conditions, relations, situations & amount you loan. Example - If you loan $ for gambling, that’s it. No one will help you, eat yourself. Can expect how it ends. Cut lan jiao?? Ya. (For those husbands with real Big & Hard like horse one la, they can just tell their wife - You don’t give me $$$ to gamble, I cut my lan jiao. No Sex for you!) And for the rest, can only cut fingers, cut hands, cut legs, etc. Like drama right, that’s life.

Grade B. (Man of words)
Will borrow $ when faced with financial problems, and they keep their promises. Return as what they have promised once they can. Sometime even give you tits. Swee! Steady! Bo Lau Kui!

Grade C. (Standard Human)
Will always borrow and return (Some of them will not always return). Why? ?? If you say no need to return, it’s just a small amount. Some will return once they can. Some will delay if they are still tight, but will sure return. They will sure treat you back once they have solved their financial problems. Some will give you a treat if you insist on not accepting their repayment. Some will take your words, wait, wait & wait till they forget. All the above mentioned can be in the same category. That’s the usual human behaviours. Why? I think I am one of this. Hehehe.

Grade D & below. (Non-human being, some worst than a beast!)
Always borrow but will never return. Anyone he knows, familiar, not familiar, got blood relation, no blood relation, friend, friend’s friends, friend's friends' friends, colleagues, boss, neighbours, security officer, toilet cleaner & even Ah Neh who throw rubbish, he can also approach. These kind of creatures will never say die. They are like LEECHES! And there are a lot of such people around us. Ask them to return, they will say no $, yet they can afford to go drink, eat, drive big car & buy branded stuff. We lend them $ still need to beg them to return, see their face??? WTF!!

KNNBCCB! Suay! I know a few of them. Gamble win, get cash. Gamble lost, owe first. Learn from mistake but always prejudged. Last time can afford but not now. Believe last time I was from Grade A, after being pampered by my family and brothers, I became Lazy and over spent. Not matured enough to think for my future because always got this stupid thinking that you wouldn’t die if you are poor. OK lor, now need to suffer. From A drop to C minus. Really struggle, only loan from family members & sometime real close brothers. Sometimes don’t even dare to loan from them because some haven’t pay back & some say no need to return. Promise will return them if I am rich again. Think need to invest TOTO & Big Sweep liao. Just hope Heng Heng let me strike one Big One. Straight promote to Grade A1. Wait long long also must wait…

Drink, Drank, Drunk.

Ah-bin was invited to Dragonfly last night. Reached at 7plus. Actually, don’t really enjoy such places. Huge Disco Pub, 9 different concepts. Xiao Har! So big for Fuck! Devil's Bar Close Down Liao Mai???
Free food & Free drink provided, house pour free flow till 11pm. No wonder can see media-cock Chickens & Cocks hanging around. Hahahaha!
The food was so-so la. Maybe always go hunting for nice & good food with my Indian friends, now become choosy. Drank at least ten over glasses of vodka orange, vodka ribina, vodka lime, etc. Not less than 8 mugs of beers. Xiao! 9plus only, my head spinned liao. Stopped drinking and hoped to recover cos i was riding, plus the crowd was coming in. Everyone ordered drinkssss & the poor waiters & waitresses couldn't handle the thousand over customers.
Met Derrick, Christina & San-ge there. Ya hor, Derrick is Devil's Bar Member. Real Member cos he has the devil look, like those who take Drugs. Hahaha! Saw some familiar faces around but just can't remember where we've met? Though I m old, so are they, cannot remember also. Haha! So just Cheers lor.
Time flew. It's almost 12am, time to go back. While leaving the place, i saw Drinkers' Inn's customer. The girl who touched Kevin’s Lan Jiao. She was there with Kevin's Good Friend. Cannot remember his name also. Since he's those "Hey, Hi" friend. No need to entertain them and drink lor. Just Hi, Bye!
Still managed to ride back safely, but it's really too dangerous to ride after drinking. Scared Scared!
Lost my mind after I parked my bike. Vomit, puke, puke, vomit along the way while walking home. Really cannot remember what happened later.
I was late for work this morning and the best part was I left my helmet and motorbike key outside my corridor last night….

More Neh, More Luck!

Thanks to all Indian for making roti prata, tea tarik... & most importantly, helped me to waive my second fine. HoHoHo! HaHaHa!
Received a second letter from HDB Senior Exec Estates Officer yesterday. YES! They have decided to waive my second fine I've got last month. Now I can confirmed that the officer is an indian.
Long time never got fine liao, but last month got two within a few days.
Luckily got help from my indian friend by sending message thru bluetooth to the officer to waive my fines. I think so, cos my indian friend is too dark till cannot see the red dot on his forehead, hence infra red cannot work. Luckily there's bluetooth now. Thanks Lei.
Never say die & don't give up easily. Things will alway be better tomorrow... need to believe in myself. My bad days are over! My life changed after I've met my lucky indian friends.... More Neh, More Luck!